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17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 204

No, I have not heard, please tell! Jim [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 11/17/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 11 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 238 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $60.5 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 1 [B]Hrs:[/B] 18 [B]Mins:[/B] 47 [B]Seconds:[/B] 25

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 204

Hello everyone, I have been with this site for almost 2 weeks. You all are special people indeed and your want and desire to help people are incredible. I have read posts about smoking, about it's effects and what it is doing to all our lives. I have read posts about spouses that are not to supportive. I have read posts about deaths and unwanted events. This is all sad and depressing and lonley. We deserve much more out of life as individuals. Perhaps we can take some time out of our usual posts and tell a breif story about something positive that happend in our lives. Perhaps something that was funny or even humiating. Perhaps the moderators will allow us to do this for a while? Jim [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 11/17/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 11 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 237 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $60.5 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 1 [B]Hrs:[/B] 18 [B]Mins:[/B] 41 [B]Seconds:[/B] 50

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 204

Without showing my age, many years ago, when foolishness was apart of being a teenager, several friends and I rented this old cabin. While the beers were flowing nicely and the tunes were loud, one guy was passed out on the ground not far from the camp fire. Seeing the perfect opportunity to pull a great joke, we lit up 4 smokes at once. Please be aware that the paper part of the cig has little dark rings around it. These rings contain gun powder and is put in the paper to keep it lit. The boys and I took off our friends sneakers and socks and put 54cigs between his toes. We sat there and drank like pigs until the cherry of the cigs reached his toes! We quickly found out that he was not as drunk as he would have liked to be! Lol. POOF! We learned a few new words that night! Lol Jim [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 11/17/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 11 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 238 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $60.5 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 1 [B]Hrs:[/B] 18 [B]Mins:[/B] 49 [B]Seconds:[/B] 20

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 204

Please! If there are other posts that contain these antics, please cut and past, dont wast a good laugh because you cant find the old post! I NEED A DAM LAUGH! LOL Jim [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 11/17/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 11 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 238 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $60.5 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 1 [B]Hrs:[/B] 18 [B]Mins:[/B] 50 [B]Seconds:[/B] 38

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 983

LOL at Duckie and her evil laugh :eg:, Jaset....ask Cheermom about the cereal dilema, Duckie, we will now refer to the wetting of your hubby's cigs as the wet cigerette incident (I laughed really really hard at that one). Hmmmm, I don't have a smoking incident yet that I think is funny...although one morning my first week of quit, I did yell at my husband while he was still sleeping (or least I think he was still sleeping), at the time it didn't matter if he was awake or asleep, I was determined to spout, yell and complain to any warm body and he was the closest. Good idea for a thread!! We all need a good dose of laughing every day. [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 11/7/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 21 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 481 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $115.5 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 1 [B]Hrs:[/B] 22 [B]Mins:[/B] 17 [B]Seconds:[/B] 43

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 2631

You are just going to have to read the thread........she's very very bad! Windy [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 9/11/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 78 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 1,578 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $390 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 7 [B]Hrs:[/B] 11 [B]Mins:[/B] 41 [B]Seconds:[/B] 7

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 3908

Jimif you want a laugh get onto IM and join some of our off line stuff! [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 8/8/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 113 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 2,375 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] �593.25 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 23 [B]Hrs:[/B] 8 [B]Mins:[/B] 10 [B]Seconds:[/B] 12

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 2830

I wish I could find the one with the story from the nicodemon's perspective about all of his attempts to get her to smoke... about making the baby's diaper especially stinky and other hilarious tactics! I'm SURE it's more than a year old though. Are there any oldies who remember that thread? It sure was funny! [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 10/28/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 396 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 9,922 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $1635.48 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 28 [B]Hrs:[/B] 19 [B]Mins:[/B] 19 [B]Seconds:[/B] 27

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 2830

This should give you a laugh. [url=http://www.stopsmokingcenter.net/support/viewmessages.aspx?topic=30060&forum=1]torturing poor sales associates[/url] [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 10/28/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 396 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 9,922 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $1635.48 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 28 [B]Hrs:[/B] 19 [B]Mins:[/B] 18 [B]Seconds:[/B] 50

17 years ago 0 +0 / -0 2830

Still can't find the one I was looking for... but found this old gem instead. This one gets me rolling every time!!! Hope this helps Jaset! [url=http://www.stopsmokingcenter.net/support/viewmessages.aspx?topic=22139&forum=1]God I'm glad I don't smoke[/url] [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 10/28/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 396 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 9,923 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $1635.48 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 28 [B]Hrs:[/B] 19 [B]Mins:[/B] 24 [B]Seconds:[/B] 32

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