How's this-
Came home late from work. Everyone was asleep. Went to the bathroom to take a shower. Got into the steaming shower and it felt so good. Put my head back, closed my eyes, lathered my hair up with shampoo and felt the tension begin to disappear. Opened my eyes to...total darkness! OMG! Someone has reached in and turned off the light! Are they in the bathroom now? I saw Psycho...
In my effort to get out of the shower, I slip. I grab onto the curtain, which immediately rips from the rod. I fall out of the shower onto the floor still clutching the curtain in front of me. With the water and soap, which is now in one eye, I have trouble standing, so I grab the towel bar which is cemented into the tile wall. As I pull myself up, the bar comes off the wall in my hand. In complete darkness I am standing naked with soap in my eye on top of a shower curtain in the middle of the bathroom floor while holding the towel bar, when.....
The lights come on.
I truly hate our electric company!
[B]My Milage:[/B]
[B]My Quit Date: [/B] 9/8/2006
[B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 82
[B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 4,117
[B]Amount Saved:[/B] $656
[B]Life Gained:[/B]
[B]Days:[/B] 8 [B]Hrs:[/B] 11 [B]Mins:[/B] 19 [B]Seconds:[/B] 16
