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19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 1010

Hi Jim!! Did ya read what I did to my hubby and his 'hidden' pack of smokes?? BHAHAHAHAH!!! [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 9/21/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 68 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 1,033 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $204 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 6 [B]Hrs:[/B] 1 [B]Mins:[/B] 40 [B]Seconds:[/B] 9

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$43,604.17

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Days: 533 Hours: 5

Minutes: 3 Seconds: 39

Life Gained
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3873

Smoke Free Days
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89,079

Cigarettes Not Smoked

19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 1010

Hi Jim!! Here is what I posted in "I Did A Bad Thing..." thread. [b]I found a pack of smokes hidden. Apparently Hubby thought he was being slick. I picked them upa nd got them all wet, and replaced them back into their hiding place! ROTFLMBO!![/b]

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$43,604.17

Amount Saved
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Days: 533 Hours: 5

Minutes: 3 Seconds: 39

Life Gained
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3873

Smoke Free Days
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89,079

Cigarettes Not Smoked

19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 1010

POOR G!!! *giggling* Gives a whole new meaning to a buff! LOL!!! [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 9/21/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 69 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 1,041 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $207 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 6 [B]Hrs:[/B] 2 [B]Mins:[/B] 44 [B]Seconds:[/B] 15

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$43,604.17

Amount Saved
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Days: 533 Hours: 5

Minutes: 3 Seconds: 39

Life Gained
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3873

Smoke Free Days
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89,079

Cigarettes Not Smoked

19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 2838

How's this- Came home late from work. Everyone was asleep. Went to the bathroom to take a shower. Got into the steaming shower and it felt so good. Put my head back, closed my eyes, lathered my hair up with shampoo and felt the tension begin to disappear. Opened my eyes to...total darkness! OMG! Someone has reached in and turned off the light! Are they in the bathroom now? I saw Psycho... In my effort to get out of the shower, I slip. I grab onto the curtain, which immediately rips from the rod. I fall out of the shower onto the floor still clutching the curtain in front of me. With the water and soap, which is now in one eye, I have trouble standing, so I grab the towel bar which is cemented into the tile wall. As I pull myself up, the bar comes off the wall in my hand. In complete darkness I am standing naked with soap in my eye on top of a shower curtain in the middle of the bathroom floor while holding the towel bar, when..... The lights come on. I truly hate our electric company! [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 9/8/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 82 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 4,117 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $656 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 8 [B]Hrs:[/B] 11 [B]Mins:[/B] 19 [B]Seconds:[/B] 16

19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 586

[url=http://www.stopsmokingcenter.net/support/viewmessages.aspx?topic=33320&forum=1]What's your secret old lady?[/url] by N2k :) [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 2/2/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 665 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 13,309 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $2374.05 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 70 [B]Hrs:[/B] 11 [B]Mins:[/B] 3 [B]Seconds:[/B] 27

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$21,289.97

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Days: 782 Hours: 9

Minutes: 52 Seconds: 30

Life Gained
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5473

Smoke Free Days
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109,460

Cigarettes Not Smoked

19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 1073

hey jaset....this one from nostradamv is a classic! :) enjoy!! [url=http://www.stopsmokingcenter.net/support/viewmessages.aspx?topic=20674&forum=1]sometimes even fate is against us...[/url] [color=Purple]~lbugg~[/color] [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 3/17/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 622 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 34,832 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $4354 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 60 [B]Hrs:[/B] 14 [B]Mins:[/B] 8 [B]Seconds:[/B] 27

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$57,450.00

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Days: 1029 Hours: 13

Minutes: 27 Seconds: 17

Life Gained
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7660

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191,500

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something funny!! Please!