And how BAD cats can smell ALL THE TIME?? If anything drives me back to smoking, it will be the smell of cats. How can people like cats? For 35 years I had no clue what they smelled like, so I'm like, "Sure, Honey, you get as many cats as you want. YIKES. My house smells!! Who knew??
But, he said slyly, the upside of this is that whole "rewards" thing. I can spend what I paid for a carton of cigarettes (pre-Virginia 40-cent additional tax!!) on Kenneth Cole cologne (RSVP is a personal favorite, at 50 bucks a bottle!) and make sure I smell better than my crummy house full of cats. I just LOVE that!!
Oh come on. WHO would smoke when for the same price we can wear Kenneth Cole and smell better than cats? (And when we smoked, we had no clue that the cats smelled a thousand times better than we did!)
Still, I think that a Marlboro would go down pretty smooth right now. It would NOT! It would make me sick, jumpy, smelly, and incapable of responding with any degree of authenticity to these wonderful discussions. (To which, no doubt, many subscribers will respond, "Go smoke, pete! Get OUT of here you self-righteous windbag!") Okay. Got that. Will go to my happy place, without cigarettes.
My Milage:
My Quit Date: 2/10/2009
Smoke-Free Days: 36
Cigarettes Not Smoked: 1,800
Amount Saved: $405.00
Life Gained:
Days: 6
Hrs: 17
Mins: 52
Seconds: 33
My clothes actually smell like my fabric softner, not stale smoke.
