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19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 456

Remember the movie "CAT'S EYE" ? Now there was a guaranteed program.. Damn smoke-hating cats !!! I asked my 5 year old son if he liked it that I was not smoking.. and he said.. "Where are your cigarettes.. can I have them ? " While detoxing in public.. smile at everyone you see and shake your head affirmatively(offer no reason for your actions).. just walk on.. hang tuff.. screw the puff or snuff or that other stuff.. [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 2/1/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 5 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 145 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $17.5 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 0 [B]Hrs:[/B] 14 [B]Mins:[/B] 48 [B]Seconds:[/B] 21

19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 23

ok..I think I have finally lost my mind...if I ever had one to begin with..lol :p reading chris' last post...he said puff and stuff..wasnt there a saturday afternoon cartoon...called puffnstuff...I'm sitting here trying to figure out what that cartoon was all about...I remember some strange stuff...lol (a detoxed mind is scarey sometimes..lol) oh well...enough silliness...I just found out that my quit buddy...smoked Friday afternoon. :( ..but she did quit again...Im hoping the best for her again..and for all of you...have a wonderful evening Melody [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 1/27/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 10 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 218 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $30 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 1 [B]Hrs:[/B] 2 [B]Mins:[/B] 58 [B]Seconds:[/B] 45

19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 1450

Don't get me started on 'lockN threads' I'll give you the "Top 10 Reason's why it's wrong" :eg: p.s. Don't smoke, it's bad for you [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 8/20/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 171 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 3,762 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $855 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 16 [B]Hrs:[/B] 5 [B]Mins:[/B] 30 [B]Seconds:[/B] 22

19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 453

I quite frequently sneak around in here looking to see if something funny is going on. Laughter has kept me quit more than anything else. Sometimes, when I can't find anything, I have to start something. So,how's your quit going? Any humorous experiences you care to share? Hit us with your best shot! Mc

19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 453

Easy there, N2: Lets not get our kNickers in a kNot. I used to watch HR Puffinstuff and thinking back on it now, it was rather strange, wasn't it. Hmm, magic flute? Somebody was sure smokin' [i]something[/i]!! But not us. Nope. No smokin' here. No way, man. Cold Turkeys don't smoke [b]nuthin'!![/b] Mc [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 8/31/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 160 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 2,408 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $640 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 15 [B]Hrs:[/B] 14 [B]Mins:[/B] 55 [B]Seconds:[/B] 42

19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 2830

Sorry Deck, I don't know what post you're talking about (boy... I've never said those words on here before!!! ;p ) Can you give me some more clues as to what the post is? Have you already used the search function to find it? Sorry I'm not much help. Crave the Quit! Butterfly [IMG]http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c177/kissnflirt/littlebutterflies.gif[/IMG] [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 10/28/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 101 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 2,534 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $333.3 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 7 [B]Hrs:[/B] 8 [B]Mins:[/B] 35 [B]Seconds:[/B] 14

19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 563

All that oxygen you new quitters are getting is a hoot to see in your posts! When it comes to humor, the joke is on us quitters as our wonderful mods keep us on the straight and narrow. We can't post any outright jokes so we have to always incorporate stop smoking support in a post. [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/softmtnrain10/Bigger%20Blinkies/thosedays.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v432/softmtnrain10/catSamplemouse535.jpg[/IMG] [b][color=black][size=2]<<<<< Stop Smoking Message![/size][/color][/b] You newbies... hang in there! Quitting is what you make it! [b][color=Purple]Be Strong. Be Smart. Be Quit[/color] [color=black]Joe[/color] [size=3][color=Blue]Knowledge Replaces Fear[/color][/size] [size=2][color=black]Illegitimus non carborundum est[/color][/size][/b] [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 5/15/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 267 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 6,699 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $654.15 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 46 [B]Hrs:[/B] 21 [B]Mins:[/B] 32 [B]Seconds:[/B] 23

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19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 83

Can somebody bump up the humour line - I can't seem to find it [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 2/4/2006 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 2 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 95 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $26 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 0 [B]Hrs:[/B] 9 [B]Mins:[/B] 17 [B]Seconds:[/B] 33

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19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 1073

browneyes... H.R. Pufnstuf, who's your friend when things get rough? H.R. Pufnstuf, can't do a little, 'cause you can't do enough! It was about a little boy with a magical flute. Although kind of fitting to smokers, eh? [color=Purple]~lbugg~[/color] [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 3/17/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 327 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 17,358 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $2158.2 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 31 [B]Hrs:[/B] 21 [B]Mins:[/B] 39 [B]Seconds:[/B] 15

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19 years ago 0 +0 / -0 382

Welcome Back Deck!!!! We did miss you when you left! Bogman and I decided you had succumbed once more to the tempting caresses of the Nicodemon! They are so hard to resist! Hopefully this time around you will have the mental attitude all set to overcome all the temptations! Have you prepared this time? Do you know what made you cave the last time? I do know how you feel, I tried many times before this quit! After 40 years at 2 packs a day, I am now free and loving life!!! Don't waste any more of yours my friend! Kick Nicotine in the face and win this time! As for the humour thread, I know the one you mean, but threads like that don't last long these days. Nostradamus started the one you are thinking of, but, of course people became side-tracked and stopped discussing quitting, so the thread was locked, or deleted. Do stay close to us and share your thoughts and your great Irish humour! Sorry I can't sign off in Gaelic....(Mine would be Scottish Gsaelic anyway!!!) Stay strong and WHATEVER IT TAKES, JUST DON'T SMOKE!!! Lolly. :) [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 11/25/2004 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 438 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 15,353 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] �2190 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 61 [B]Hrs:[/B] 0 [B]Mins:[/B] 53 [B]Seconds:[/B] 56

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