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What's your secret old lady?


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[IMG]http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/5310/oldyoungladycjl8.jpg[/IMG] [color=maroon] A passer-by noticed an old lady sitting on her front step: "I couldn't help noticing how you look!" What is your secret for such a long life? "I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day", she said. "Apart from that, I drink a bottle of whiskey every week, and eat only junk foods. On weekends I pop a huge number of pills and do no exercise at all." "This is absolutely amazing at your age!", says the passer-by. "How old are you?" "I'm twenty four", she replied.[/color] [color=blue][font=Tahoma]All the best~[/color] [img]http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6922/n3us.gif[/img][size=3][color=blue]2[/color][/size][img]http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/2344/k6ob.gif[/img][/color] [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 8/20/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 418 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 9,197 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $2090 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 39 [B]Hrs:[/B] 16 [B]Mins:[/B] 16 [B]Seconds:[/B] 51
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BFS- You [i]do[/i] know that lady! Thanks N2! As usual, you are the first to "out" me! I thought I had lost the paparazzi and just wanted to relax a moment between Anti-Smoking Protests... No, really. Great photo. How [i]is[/i] your uncle? Glad I checked in tonite. Miss you. Cold Turkeys love a good Cuban! (I'm serious: I married one...) mc [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 8/31/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 408 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 6,120 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $1632 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 39 [B]Hrs:[/B] 16 [B]Mins:[/B] 48 [B]Seconds:[/B] 4
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N2K that was Great !!!!!! If it's not George Burn's in drag, it has to be his twin sister.... [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 8/29/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 409 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 4,920 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $1836.41 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 49 [B]Hrs:[/B] 12 [B]Mins:[/B] 2 [B]Seconds:[/B] 58
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laffing out loud. [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 4/15/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 545 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 13,627 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $1907.5 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 75 [B]Hrs:[/B] 20 [B]Mins:[/B] 7 [B]Seconds:[/B] 7
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LOL!! I that George Burns in drag?!
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18 years ago 0 586 logo logo logo logo logo logo logo logo logo logo 0
LOL (the photo is too funny even without the joke) [B]My Milage:[/B] [B]My Quit Date: [/B] 2/2/2005 [B]Smoke-Free Days:[/B] 617 [B]Cigarettes Not Smoked:[/B] 12,346 [B]Amount Saved:[/B] $2202.69 [B]Life Gained:[/B] [B]Days:[/B] 65 [B]Hrs:[/B] 8 [B]Mins:[/B] 43 [B]Seconds:[/B] 28
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